Are you ready to be transported back to Grandma's couch? Where your legs stick and you have to peel yourself off? Let me introduce you to: Not Your Grandma's Couch Collar.

Now, this is no ordinary collar. It's a carefully curated selection of vintage trimmings turned into kitschy dog collars with a protective vinyl cover. We must preserve what's underneath at all cost. No matter how ugly that floral print is. I'm lookin' at you, Grandma.